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Random Anime Heretics Quote
"CHII SMASH!"

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"Wheel of anime, turn turn turn....tell us the shows for which we yearn..."
-- The original chant when the Wheel of Anime was created
You know, I was thinking the other day about titles. You've got job titles, movie titles, book titles, subtitles.....things you use to refer to a person or item. Often, we anime fans refer to ourselves as "otaku," which literally means "house." Granted, I've met a few anime fans who might qualify as "house," but of course, the common usage is to mean a geek obsessed with anime.
Then again, are we really all that obsessed?
Many of the fans I meet do occasionally take part in other activities, be it watching regular TV, playing games, skateboarding, writing, making smartass comments, or whatever. Animation, Japanese or otherwise, is just another hobby -- cool, to be sure, and a frequent topic of conversation, but not really something one lives and breathes.
Despite such evidence to the contrary, we're still probably known outside our circle of friends as "that loser who still watches cartoons." We need another title...."otaku," while not entirely accurate, works fine with other members of our little subculture. What we need is a title which sounds impressive to the mainstream people, when they wonder what draws us to our hobby, since just going on and on about how cool it is isn't going to convince them.
Well, let's analyze what we do, from a different point of view:
You know, given all that, I think it sound similar to what a historian would do, or an archaeologist.
Well, there we go! To outsiders, we're not "otaku." We're "cultural historians specializing in Japanese subculture."
Try that out next time somone asks you what your hobbies are, and see if they're not more interested in finding out more about it.
(insert usual begging for submissions for next time here)
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Waiiii!
Didja miss me?
Anyhow, I was soooooo busy doing research for all kinds of new columns in the future, I completely lost track of time! So I ended up glued to my TV set for the last two months, but that's OK, 'cause I had plenty of cutie bisshies to keep me occupied, and who needs sleep when you're surrounded by dozens of cutie bisshies?
This month, I'll tell you about Gravitation. It's sooooo cool, and it's kinda along the lines of "Kaikan Phrase", 'cause it's about a band; but it's kinda different, 'cause the band's really small and is only made up of two guys. They call themselves "Bad Luck", and they're trying to make it big. Duhhhh! Surprise! I don't think I've ever seen an anime about a band that was happy just being local. But that's s'okay, 'cause how fun would it be about an unambitious band? Well, if it still had cute guys in it, yeah, I guess I'd watch it… but I digress.
You've got Hiroshi, who plays guitar, eats pocky, and is sooooooo cute; and Shuuichi, who is the vocalist and songwriter, rooms with Hiroshi, and is sooooooo cute. If the series was about Hiroshi and Shuuichi together, that would be fine by me! But! It's not! Unfortunately, Hiroshi and Shuuichi don't have that kinda relationship, although Hiroshi *does* tease Shuuichi in "that way" a few times, and so it's enough to fuel happy lemon-tinted fangirl daydreams, especially during math class, 'cause math class is soooooo boring…but I digress.
Shuuichi's muse seems to have abandoned him, and his most recent song is less-than-stellar. When Random Moody Blonde Passing Stranger [Yuki] accidentally gets ahold of the lyrics, he lets Shuuichi know exactly what he thinks about it: that it's the worst kind of drivel in the world. Shuuichi obsesses over the unasked-for critique. Of course, most guys in *my* world would either (a) try and beat up Random Passing Stranger for being a jerk; or (b) blow off Random Passing Stranger's criticisms and forget about it, because he *was* a jerk about it. Fortunately, though, this is anime, of course, and Shuuichi's obsession grows into love, so, yayyyyyyy!
Anyhow, if you like an anime full of cute guys, this is definitely for you! If you don't like male-male relationships, though, you might want to give it a pass. Otherwise, watch it, and don't blame me if you end up glued to your tv screen!
Many a time you can look at an anime on the shelf of a store and say, "I want to pick up the graphic that's based on," or "The writers must have been gifted to come up with this concept." Most gems of anime, however, owe their origins not to Shonen Jump's serializations or a crack team of innovative writers. Some anime was originally hard-bound and racks were not at a newsstand, but a book rack. You may be surprised which anime gems began as pop novels in a series much akin to Jack Chalker's Well World Saga, Piers Anthony's Xanth, and Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Here are a few gems for your eyes only.
Of course, there are several others I haven't mentioned so far (Crest of the Stars for example); however, I am only treading on familiar territory. I was lucky to find all this out in my last few years of cruising the web. Aw, well tell it as you know it, then fill in the gaps with research later. I just hope the publishers on both sides of the Spanish Sea will allow we humble readers to digest these fine volumes of literature one day. Until then.....make mine Manga.
Video Girl Ai is a wonderfully complex blend of a tale detailing the journey of a shy guy to his first love.
Any show where the girl screams somthing like "Give me my tits back!" at the male lead is a plus in my book!
...Right. In any case, the story revolves around Yota Moteuchi, referred to as "Motenai" (Dateless) by his peers. He's your normal heartbroken male, except unlike other men, he's "pure"...
Pure...heh...right.
And so he finds himself at a rental place that no one else can see. And in this place, he winds up in adult section, and chooses Ai's tape. This is where the story begins...
And he had such a selection! Why the cute, innocent-looking one?
Let's not discuss his taste. On technical notes, the DVD itself is visually excellent, the sound is worthwhile, and Megumi Hayashibara does her magic with the character of Ai.
All the nekkid flashes looked perfect..."SUCKERFISH!"
Mmmmm.....nekkid flashes... ...No, nevermind! In any case, this series is contained on a single DVD, making it economical and quality purchase. I highly recommend it.
Good Stuff.

Hisoka, from Yami no Matsuei

Fuu, from Magic Knights Rayearth
Planet Vegeta.
Hours later.
Shuji and Echiko were in the training room with Koji, but the boy's thoughts were far from home. His father looked at the boy with some concern, and Echiko shared this sentiment over their son's odd behavior.
"What is it, Koji?" Shuji inquired in that parental tone denoting a concern connected with a command. "What is troubling you, my son?"
"I grow bored, Father," Koji answered, looking away as he spoke and then turning his entire body to the side. "This training lacks the glory of true battle, and we have no current mission to undertake. I must fight. I must feel the thrill of battle. My passion for it burns inside my blood like a hot, raging fire. My soul cries out for combat with a hunger and a thirst, a very need to quench the appetite of my very being. I wish to go out on my own. I need a mission for myself. I don't want the distraction of the others there."
"My son," Shuji responded with much concern and serious reservations. "I am sure we can go on a family outing together."
"No," Koji interrupted with a firm declaration as he then looked into his father's eyes with a new look in his eyes, a strange gleam of passion. "I want to go alone. I need this. I will see you again when I am done. I have already taken the liberty of requesting a mission from Frieza himself, and he has agreed to send me on one. I will be going to the planet Ferella to prepare it for bartering by him."
"Son, no!" Echiko gasped in horror, trembling as she realized her worst nightmare might have been coming to pass right before her eyes.
"Yes, Mother," Koji replied as he glared into her eyes, prompting her to look down, unable to meet his gaze for longer than a second. This intriqued him, possibly disturbed him, as he noted this reaction. In his mind, he flashed back to long buried memories of her turning her back upon him when he was an infant just four-hours-old. A twitch in his facial muscles preceeded him steeling his resolve and strengthening his composure.
Shuji now noticed the strange interaction between mother and child, and he looked back to his son to study his gaze and his features closely, occassionally shifting his gaze back to the mother for a brief moment of silent scrutiny. He did so for several seconds without uttering a word.
"Why can you not meet my gaze, Mother?" Koji inquired directly as he regarded his mother's distance with some curiousity and disdain. "Are you afraid I will see another tear form in your eye and stream down your cheek?"
Shuji turned to his wife, his mouth a-gape with shock and confusion as Echiko looked up to meet their gazes, tears now flowing from her eyes in steady streams as she faltered in her efforts to keep her composure. Shuji seemed uncertain of what to make of this sight or of how to deal with it, so he regarded this moment of passion with uneasy quiet.
"Tears are a sign of weakness, aren't they, Mother?" Koji questioned her regarding her emotional display. "You said we shouldn't weep for it shows weakness within us. If we cry, our hearts are too soft, and soft hearts result in diluted logic. An enemy could play our emotions against us, and that would be very bad."
Shuji turned towards his son with a look of incredulous disbelief and total shock, and the boy met his gaze with a look of resolute determination.
"You have trained me since the moment I could walk to be a warrior, and that is all I have ever known," Koji declared to his father. "I have never wasted my time with silly children's games or any such frivolity. I have never spent any time with other children, nor have I seen any other children. Aside from you and the team, I have seen very few of my people, and I have gotten to know none but you and the team.
I met with Frieza through one of his lackeys here whom I cornered and pressed into service. He is the only outsider I have not been inclined to destroy. He has promised me a mission of my own so that I may prove myself and achieve personal glory of my own. He understands my need for this.
Mother, you are weak. You allow your emotions to hinder you in battle, you slack in our training because of your feelings for me, and you shed tears when you look at me as if I have done something to disappoint you. I have strived to learn all that you've had to teach me, and I've done everything you've asked of me. Still your tears flow down your cheeks as if my efforts are not good enough - as if I've ... failed you.
Father, you are oblivious to all of this that is going on around you. You were so proud to boast and take glory in my prowess and insight with the rest of the team that you never saw what I saw in Mother's eyes. Such lack of attention to detail is a weakness. You always said that it's the little things that can cause your downfall. Things you easily overlook through lack of dilligence can pave the path to ruin for a warrior. Father, you're heading down that road, and you don't even have a clue. I once believed you were the single greatest warrior of all, but now I see your blind addiction to paternal glory - how it has made you foolish and careless. Every well-schooled insight, every tactical perception, every display of skill or power, you revel in them as though they were your own - placing yourself as the center of attention so that the others can give you the credit for my shrewdness and prowess. I was the one who formulated those strategies you were so proud of. I was the one who displayed the power and skill you gloried in. I learned from you, but I didn't execute those lessons through you."
Koji's parents looked upon the child with complete shock and bewilderment, and Koji looked at them with disappointment.
"You raised me to be what you cannot be," Koji concluded with near-contemptuous arrogance. "The perfect warrior."
Koji walked right past his stunned parents and exited the training chamber through the sliding door, never looking back. Neither Shuji nor Echiko seemed capable of even the slightest movement for some time. Seconds stretched on for tormentous eternities for the two Saiyans. Soon, tears began to roll down Shuji's face as well. Slowly, he moved closer to Echiko, then he wrapped his arms around her. She very nearly melted within them as she collapsed into uncontrollable sobbing. The floodgates had opened, and her soul released a storm of pent-up emotional baggage that she had collected over the years. Shuji's countenance was one of heartbreak and regret as he could not find the words to comfort his grieving wife let alone to restore his composure. Their solitude seemed to be of much more epic proportions as they felt like the only two people on the planet rather than just the only two people in the training chamber. After some time, Echiko finally gathered enough composure to break through her sobbing and weeping so she could look Shuji in the eyes.
"It's our fault," she sobbed as she struggled to maintain this momentary composure for a bit longer. "If only we'd given him our full love and not tried to hide our hearts behind an iron wall of strict training regiments and the crazy notion that we had to protect him from our affection to make him stronger. We protected him from our hearts, but who is there to protect us now from his?"
With that said, Echiko's composure left her once more, and she crumpled into her husband's chest weeping bitterly. Shuji lowered his head until his chin rested upon the top of her head, as much a sense of shame causing him to do so as anything else. His powerful arms gently held her up as she lost even the strength to stand upright in the wake of her sorrow. He wondered where he himself found the strength to stand at all, let alone to hold her up.
Sometime later, Koji was in a space pod, heading for the planet Ferella. His scouter was a-fixed to his face, and his countenance displayed disappointment and disdain as it continued to plague him from earlier. His dark, brooding eyes watched the view of space in complete silence as the space pod raced along at incredible speed. The four-year-old man was on a mission, and it was to take him far, far from home - so much farther than he could ever realize.